Tuesday, January 23, 2007

You're Kidding...Right

Please, please tell me they're kidding.

Because if they aren't, well I cannot even begin to imagine the awesomeness of God's wrath.

Who wants to wager a bet that it was Tom Cruise himself who said:

"jumped on Oprah's couch...check"
"impregnated Dawson's Creek star half my age...check"
"have a baby that looks asian...check"
"Name myself 'Christ' of Scientology...double check"

You have to wonder if this is all just a publicity stunt inspired by Mr. Crazy himself...Wait a second...of course it is.

I'm disgusted.

1 comment:

Dayngr said...

Ugh! I bet he eventually gets struck down or beamed up - after all aren't they, lik, aliens?