Please, please tell me they're kidding.
Because if they aren't, well I cannot even begin to imagine the awesomeness of God's wrath.
Who wants to wager a bet that it was Tom Cruise himself who said:
"jumped on Oprah's couch...check"
"impregnated Dawson's Creek star half my age...check"
"have a baby that looks asian...check"
"Name myself 'Christ' of Scientology...double check"
You have to wonder if this is all just a publicity stunt inspired by Mr. Crazy himself...Wait a second...of course it is.
I'm disgusted.
1 comment:
Ugh! I bet he eventually gets struck down or beamed up - after all aren't they, lik, aliens?
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