Thursday, May 10, 2007

The Joy

I'd like to introduce my readers to a friend of mine. His name is Squeaky and he's a new friend. To be honest I just met Squeaky yesterday, but I'm just so excited about meeting him that I couldn't wait to introduce him to you all!

I've already let you guys know that we're in the process of moving our offices. In this process we've come across some really awesome stuff. We found psychology tests from the 40's. Stopwatches from the same era and dustbunnies the size of which I hope you never see. Some friends on my floor came to see me and ask if I would like to see something they found while cleaning. Me, being the curious person that I am, immediately abandoned my desk to follow them to their prize. This is how I met Squeaky.

Now he's a little funny looking, please don't be afraid. If you want to meet all means scroll down.

Apparently, and this is my conclusion, the person, in whose office we found Squeaky, was freaked out by the baby squirrel running around his office. He waited for Squeaky to climb up behind his filing cabinet and then slammed the filing cabinet, thus killing Squeaky.

Also apparently, this person did not feel the need to dispose of Squeaky.

We have no idea how long Squeaky has been in this position. He doesn't smell, so that's a blessing. But I must tell you...

I have never laughed so hard in my entire life.

One of our moving men decided it would be fun to have Squeaky follow him around all day, and currently Squeaky is terrifying my faculty members because he's set up shop right outside our office door.

Now I love Squeaky and everything, but you better believe that I AM NOT TOUCHING HIM. Therefore Squeaky will remain outside our office door until someone has the guts to move him.

I must say though I am a bit curious to find out if Squeaky is petrified. Then at least I'd gain some insight as to how long he's been hanging out behind a filing cabinet.



Anonymous said...

Ummm; squirrel. --D

A Margarita said...

Haha! That would have amused me too.

A Margarita said...

Happy Birthday darling! Have a fabulous day!

Sally T said...

Aaaah, poor little thing!

Balou said...

gross, yet funny!